On Her Triumphant Return
The year 1601 chronicles the birth of the lofty "Buland Darwaja" to commemorate the conquest of Gujrat by the great Akbar. No - it was no fun-filled trip flanked by a dear sister or spearheaded by an expatriate IT-Expert (!) son. Yes, he had his minions, but he knew their exact nature. The trip was incarnadine with real jostling and he really did own. Thus this majestic sandstone gate stands for something real.
Well, our great Prime Minister also returned after a victorious blitz (!) on the banks of Hudson. Let's count the victories:
- She spoke in Bangali at the highest of the world forums. Yes, it is a proud moment but I hardly can call it a victory.
- She dined with Barak Obama to commemorate the mercenary nature of our military (Oh no – it's taboo to talk about!). It's no victory either.
- Millennium Fund – remains in the yonder, thanks to the rampant corruption (Tarique is not to blame any more).
- Duty Free access – again a "NOT YET…"
- And while she was busy with her dizzying victory lap and having quality time with family and cutting her B-Day Cake, one little girl lost her "NakFul" in the hands a few lustful BCL goons (abetted and sheltered by none other than her own AL-men).
And yet, as the Qatari Aircraft (I wish, it is Bangladeshi) landed at Zia, throngs of AL-activists inundated the vicinity of airport, chanting frantically for a little attention from their dear leader never minding the plight of morning commuters…
Well, it's not just Gujrat – it's the conquest of the "AMERICA"! A "Buland Darwaja" may be a little expensive, but hey – it's not too bad to chant high at the expense of a few stranded passengers!
After all, she is the PM – our unreal "Princess-Majestic" !!
Mohammad Zaman
