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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

[ALOCHONA] The Fund To Make A Point

Dear Alochoks

I have come up with a brilliant idea.

I would like to create a fund of Taka 365,000. From this fund we would pay Taka 1,000 every day to a poor person to urinate on our Parliament Building. In one grand move we would be helping a poor person earn money at spectaular taka per second rate and also let Parliament know what we think about it and also highlight the lack of sanitation in the capital.

What do you think?

Of course we would have to be politically neutral. So this would take place every day irrespective of who is in or out of Parliament. And if, for example, Khaleda turns up after a long gap we could have more people urinating on that day to compensate for her absence.

I think this could work. I don't think its illegal. Of course the police may arrest the guy if he does not confess to being a member of Chatra League. But we could have a separate legal fund for him. Say another Taka 1,000 to pay the cop to release him.

What do you think?

No exceptions for National Holidays :)

In fact on National Holidays I might go myself.

For free :)

Ezajur Rahman
Kuwait

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