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Sunday, April 10, 2011

[ALOCHONA] Re: The Fund To Make A Point

Dear Robin

No need for apologies. Your original comments must surely stand. We all support your principled stand on the need for decorum in the written word, even if some of us lapse regularly.

The decorum in the speeches and actions of the leaders of Bangladesh is so undeserving of impolite comment.

Regards

Ezajur


Re: [ALOCHONA] Re: The Fund To Make A Point


I thank you for your reassurance that I will never be taken to "an oven, stake or even a candle". I feel so much better being the cowardly sort. And also apologize profusely for seeing the difference between a contest & celebration. Howver, my original comments stand.

-----Original Message-----
From: ezajur
Sent: Apr 7, 2011 1:27 AM
To: alochona@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [ALOCHONA] Re: The Fund To Make A Point


Actually its a p###### protest, not a p###### contest. There is a difference. A p###### contest is what you actually have in parliament now. Surely the democrat in you realises this. And yes, it applies to religious kaatmullahs, who have no milk of human kindness, and armed forces, who stand by as comrades are butchered.

You might take an enormous risk and suggest whom you deem worthy of being prime minister. Its no crime. Its a common enough discussion in a democracy. Except in Bangladesh. Here we like to keep our mouth shut because we are oh so respectable. And oh so cowardly.

And while you focus on figures of speech I am entitled to point out that murder, extortion, conspiracy and mayhem are actually already perpetrated by thugs of your preferred, precious party. Why are you so understanding? Amra tho fakir, shomoi lagbeh?

Don't worry. You could never be taken to an oven, stake or even a candle. You are far too cautious to object directly against status quo politics. : )




Re: [ALOCHONA] The Fund To Make A Point


Wow what an idea? a p.......g contest.

I am sure the "democrat" in you will ensure it also applies to the religious or military dictator or "so-called good person" you will determine to be worthy of ruling us corrupt Bongos!!! ie. those of us that survive the oven or the STAKE....


-----Original Message-----
From: ezajur
Sent: Apr 6, 2011 4:18 AM
To: alochona@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [ALOCHONA] The Fund To Make A Point


Dear Alochoks

I have come up with a brilliant idea.

I would like to create a fund of Taka 365,000. From this fund we would pay Taka 1,000 every day to a poor person to urinate on our Parliament Building. In one grand move we would be helping a poor person earn money at spectaular taka per second rate and also let Parliament know what we think about it and also highlight the lack of sanitation in the capital.

What do you think?

Of course we would have to be politically neutral. So this would take place every day irrespective of who is in or out of Parliament. And if, for example, Khaleda turns up after a long gap we could have more people urinating on that day to compensate for her absence.

I think this could work. I don't think its illegal. Of course the police may arrest the guy if he does not confess to being a member of Chatra League. But we could have a separate legal fund for him. Say another Taka 1,000 to pay the cop to release h! im.

What do you think?

No exceptions for National Holidays :)

In fact on National Holidays I might go myself.

For free :)

Ezajur Rahman
Kuwait


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