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Saturday, April 14, 2012

[mukto-mona] Re: [KHABOR] Fwd: Sachin's century and after effect >> a message I am just forwarding



Dear Mr Guha

As you are man of principle we want to hear your word of wisdom on the fresh and undoubted corruption of Suranjit Babu. Please break up your silence. Syed Salam, Dr Maniki and Dr Golam Mostafa deprived us! I hope you will make us happy. You had a cordial meeting with Mr Gupta during his last visit to NY and he became minister upon his return from NY. Thanks.


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From: Sitangshu Guha <guhasb@gmail.com>;
To: Khobor <khabor@yahoogroups.com>; mokto mona <mukto-mona@yahoogroups.com>;
Subject: [KHABOR] Fwd: Sachin's century and after effect >> a message I am just forwarding
Sent: Sat, Apr 14, 2012 7:52:55 PM

 

 
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Subject: Sachin's century

POLITICAL HUMOUR !!
 

Interesting comments by various personalities on Sachin's century;

1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was
 waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.

2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and also appreciate
 leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.

3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the
 credit for this century.

4. Raj Thackrey – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi Manus
 after scoring this century. 
So what if India has lost! 
Maharashtrians
 cannot take responsibility for the whole nation.

5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, I would have made
 tickets of all Cricket matches 'Tax free'.

6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next lokpal of the country.
 

7. Baba Ramdev – If you multiply all the runs Sachin has made by a
 billion, that is what is the total black money in foreign countries.

8. Kapil Sibal – Social media need to control comments on Sachin's
 century. It will harm the fabric of secularism in India.  
9. Arun Jaitley - The secular nature of our democracy is truly reflected in this century. A true Hindu Batsmen, in an Islamic Republic scoring a century, but the conspiracy of the Congress Government is obvious as they debarred the other communities to participate in its celebrations.

9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his
 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Let's  welcome their citizens in India, and let them live wherever they can.
Let's issue them voter's ID cards.


10. Kris Shrikant – We selectors hope that by 2050, Sachin will also
 score his 150th century.

11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in 2020 world cup.
 

12. Sachin Tendulkar himself – Aaeellaaaa…. Now what excuse I will
 make to not retire.

13. Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She did not respond since she is suffering
 from an undisclosed disease.

14. Karuna Nidhi.......Who is Sachin Tandulkar?
 

15. Jayalalitha.....Sometimes Sashikala could have been right. She
 said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a Bollywood film star...In any case, Dr. MGR was a better player


But the best one indeed from Mamta, which appeared in some Bengali daily:
 
She said she was not consulted in advance on such massive score hike,
 hence the century should be rolled back to 90. She also demanded if it is not rolled back or withdrawn by weekend, Sachin should be replaced in the team by MadanMuloRoy.


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