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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Re: [mukto-mona] 10 Commandments



Moses stole the Ten Commandments from Hammurabi.  Out of hundreds, only ten were picked.

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On Jan 25, 2014, at 10:43 PM, ANISUR RAHMAN <anisur.rahman1@btinternet.com> wrote:

 

10 Commandments
 
 
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? How would we live? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.' 

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're definitely not interested.' 

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments ....'

'Commandments?' They asked, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.' 
 
 



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