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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

[mukto-mona] Fw: [BRAHMINASSOCIATION] The One Flaw In Women





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> > Subject: The One Flaw In Women
> > To:
> > Date: Saturday, 13 July, 2013, 10:12 AM
> >
> >
> >
> > The One Flaw In Women
> >
> > By the time the Lord made woman,
> >
> > He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
> >
> > An angel appeared and said,
> >
> > "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
> >
> >
> > And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on
> > her?
> >
> > She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
> >
> > have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
> >
> > and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
> >
> >
> > have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
> >
> > have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee
> to a
> > broken heart
> >
> > -and she will do everything with only two hands."
> >
> >
> >
> > The angel was astounded at the requirements.
> >
> >
> > "Only two hands!? No way!
> >
> > And that's just on the standard model?
> >
> > That's too much work for one day.
> >
> > Wait until tomorrow to finish."
> >
> >
> >
> > "But I won't," the Lord protested.
> >
> >
> > "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so
> > close to my own heart.
> >
> > She already heals herself when she is sick
> >
> > AND can work 18 hour days."
> >
> >
> >
> > The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> >
> >
> > "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
> >
> >
> >
> > "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
> >
> > "but I have also made her tough.
> >
> > You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
> >
> >
> >
> > The Lord replied,
> >
> > "Not only will she be able to think,
> >
> > she will be able to reason and negotiate."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The angel then noticed something,
> >
> > and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
> >
> > "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
> >
> > I told you that you were trying to put too much into
> this
> > one."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "That's not ! a leak,"
> >
> > the Lord corrected,
> >
> > "that's a tear!"
> >
> > "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
> >
> >
> >
> > The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her
> > joy,
> >
> >
> > her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
> >
> > her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
> >
> > The angel was impressed.
> >
> > "You are a genius, Lord.
> >
> > You thought of everything!
> >
> > Woman is truly amazing."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And she is!
> >
> > Women have strengths that amaze men.
> >
> > They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
> >
> > but they hold happiness, love and joy.
> >
> > They smile when they want to scream.
> >
> > They sing when they want to cry.
> >
> >
> > They cry when they are happy
> >
> > and laugh when they are nervous.
> >
> > They fight for what they believe in.
> >
> > They stand up to injustice.
> >
> > They don't take "no" for an answer
> >
> > when they believe there is a better solution.
> >
> >
> > They go without so their family can have.
> >
> > They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> >
> > They love unconditionally.
> >
> > They cry when their children excel
> >
> > and cheer when their friends get awards.
> >
> >
> > They are happy when they hear about
> >
> > a birth or a wedding.
> >
> > Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> >
> > They grieve at the loss of a family member,
> >
> > yet they are strong when they think there is no
> strength
> > left.
> >
> >
> > They know that a hug and a kiss
> >
> > can heal a broken heart.
> >
> > Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
> >
> > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> >
> > to show how much they care about you.
> >
> >
> > The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
> turning.
> >
> > They bring joy, hope and love.
> >
> > They have compassion and ideals.
> >
> > They give moral support to their family and friends.
> >
> > Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > HOWEVER, IF THERE IS
> >
> > ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
> >
> > IT IS THAT THEY
> >
> > FORGET THEIR WORTH.
> >
> >
> >
>




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