[mukto-mona] Re: [notun_bangladesh] Re: {LA-Discussion} Tom-and-John Humor ....

 

এরশাদের আখেরী খায়েশ ......!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange Bedfellows .........??????

On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 10:40 PM, Abid Bahar <abid.bahar@gmail.com> wrote:

 

HASINA AND ERSHAD AT THE PSYCHIATRIST HOSPITAL

Not long ago Hasina and Ershad were normal people. However, after 1975 when Hasina went to live in New Delhi, she came in contact with the RAW and began to act strangely. Her husband admitted her to a mental hospital in New Delhi. To his surprise things turned out to be even worse. India decided to send her to Bangladesh to see her development. Ershad, a former Pakistani military officer, after 1975 was deputed to New Delhi to work as the military attache to the Bangladesh ambassador. While there he was approached by the RAW and ever since he was also acting very differently. When Ershad returned to Bangladesh, he was see outwardly a pious Muslim, but acting strangely often contradicting himself.

While Hasina and Ershad's behavior seem strange to Bangladeshis, to the RAW, it was normal. With RAW's blessings both of them even became the head of the state. Strangely, while in power, both of them seen killing people indiscriminately. It was too much for Bangladesh to keep them in power. Bangladeshis rebelled against them and removed them from power. India wanted to take them back to India but the rebels declined and confined them in Dhaka in a Bangladeshi military hospital. People waited impatiently outside the hospital to find out what went wrong with these normal people later turned bloodthirsty. After their arrest, both of them were put in semi conscious state in a psychiatrist ward in Dhaka. Hasina being talkative, still in hijab attire, began shouting and saying, "Joy ma, Joy dada, joy kali joy." Ershad hearing Hasina saying the praise of India," joined her to make a chores: "Joy ma, Joy dada, joy kali joy."  The psychiatrists immediately called for a board meeting to name this strange disease. Reporters waited outside the hospital ward at the press conference to know the findings. The senior doctor emerged first and declared to the gathering that " Both Hasina and Ershad suffers from a strange disease, we want to call it "The disease of India love infected by the RAW." The doctor's recommended the required treatment to keep them in confinement and never to allow them to visit India.     

 

On Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 6:15 PM, Aftab Sheikh <humanrights4human@gmail.com> wrote:

Mahbub bhai, it is a nice story but how and where we could apply this story as an analogy? A jeno hoyeo hoilona shesh!!!!

Thanks

Aftab Sheikh

On Monday, December 2, 2013, mahbubkhan@ieee.org wrote:

From:  Sara
 

Tom and John were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.

 

Tom suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

 

John promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

 

When the Senior Doctor became aware of John's heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

 

When John went to meet the Senior Doctor to tell what happened, he said, 'John, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of a person. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Tom hung himself in the bathroom with a rope right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

 

John replied:'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. Can I go home now?'

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