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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

[ALOCHONA] Rule of law: Killer pardoned



Rule of law: Killer pardoned



http://www.prothom-alo.com/detail/date/2011-07-20/news/171595

http://amardeshonline.com/pages/details/2011/07/20/93937

http://www.thedailystar.net/newDesign/news-details.php?nid=194952



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[ALOCHONA] Pretty funny = Joke on the recession



THE RECESSION HITS EVERYBODY





I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in  Beverly Hills  fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in  Las Vegas  is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they
got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.




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