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Monday, May 12, 2008

[ALOCHONA] Re: How to Make Your Own “Sunita Paul”

I had the misfortune of drinking a cocktail prepared by MBI Munshi few years ago.  Inspired by the Mymensingh bomb blasts, that cocktail was prepared and served with the sole intent to intoxicate some.

.....According to Mr. Sinha (Indian External Affairs Minister Yashwant Sinha in `The Daily Star' (February 8, 2003)), Dhaka has not been sensitive to Delhi's security needs while ignoring the fact that most terrorist attacks in Bangladesh have been backed, financed, and planned by India. The Mymensingh cinema blasts clearly suggest an Indian link to that explosion which killed almost a dozen people.....

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After the bomb blasts in Mymensingh district several national newspapers reported that a junior commissioned officer of the army, a former lance corporal and a civilian have been arrested on charge of spying for an Indian intelligence agency. One of the accused is charged with having supplied maps, designs, employment files of important army officials, directories of various formation training manuals, load table, move plan, permanent addresses of officers of different units, organizational structure of different units, list of arms and manpower, abbreviation books and resolutions of important meetings and other information. This particular accused sold off confidential documents to India for a large sum of money. A fact that will be conveniently forgotten by our intellectuals, press and media within a short span of time. A point that confirms my conclusions concerning the need for a new war of independence and the manner in which it will be fought and the means by which it shall be won.

From Akhand Hindustan by MBI Munshi

But do we expect any different from a person who is a FULL MEMBER of Pakistan Defense Forum:
http://www.defence.pk/forums/members/mbi-munshi.html

Now after 1/11, we know the real bombers of almost all the terrorist attacks in Bangladesh for last 10 years were the religious terrorists patronized by the people Mr. Munshi admires the most.  It was the moderate and left-leaning media (the ones he really despises) who were right about the culprits.  In conclusion, I like to say Mr. Munshi's original recipes which are always based on solely a single ingredient - 100% conspiracy theory - don't produce anything productive. 

--- In alochona@yahoogroups.com, "MBI Munshi" <MBIMunshi@...> wrote:
>
> Re: How to Make Your Own "Sunita Paul"
>
>
> Caught completely unawares I find Farida Majid has added my name to
> the recipe for a 'Sunita Paul' recently published on NFB. Having no
> idea who this Sunita Paul is nor how I come into the picture I think
> this offers me a nice opportunity to unabashedly plug my book 'The
> India Doctrine' which is probably the reason why Farida Majid decided
> to pick on me in the first place. So here goes –
>
> "The India Doctrine
> Edited by Barrister MBI Munshi
> "An insightful and thought provoking book on the repeated attempts by
> successive Indian governments to dominate the South Asian region
> militarily, economically, politically and diplomatically. Seen from
> the perspective of Bangladesh and exposing the betrayal by India the
> author reveals shocking truths about the hidden Indian designs in the
> subcontinent. The book also includes contributions from other renowned
> authors from Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka."
> Published by Bangladesh Research Forum, the book is available at
> BOOKWORM, 'Twin Peaks' Complex, Old Airport, Tejgaon, Dhaka (near
> Jahangir Gate). Tel – 9120387, Fax – 880-2-8828595, Email –
> faquddus@..., zquddus@..."
>
>
> While the concept of the 'Sunita Paul' recipe seems quite tasteless it
> nevertheless underlines the contradictions in the thinking of people
> like Farida Majid. The idea of the recipe at a closer glance appears
> to favour an antinationalist stance. I think the reader would agree
> that the Sunita Paul recipe is the inverse of the Farida Masjid
> cocktail. The recipe for this last concoction follows the sequence of
> the 'Sunita Paul' but the flavoring is quite noxious and certainly not
> to all tastes –
>
> 1. Pick some choice 'Sanskriti' and 'Antel' flavourings from 'The
> Daily Star', 'Prothom Alo'. 'Janakantha' and 'ATN Bangla' and add a
> good helping of various outbursts from Sheikh Hasina, Tofail Ahmed and
> Surenjit SenGupta and according to taste a few 'trump cards' and
> hartals to increase the spiciness of the cocktail.
>
> 2. Shake this concoction together thoroughly so as to help in the
> distortion of the truth otherwise the trump cards and hartals may
> stick in your throat making the drinker choke and rendered unconscious
> within a very short period.
>
> 3. Now add a touch of saffron making sure the mixture turns quite
> orange like a painted Sadhu and sprinkle some RSS and BJP polemics on
> top for presentation.
>
> 4. In a large pot over high flame of propaganda pour plenty of Joi
> Bangla-Jatir Pita-Bangabandho claptrap so as to ensure a high
> alcoholic content i.e. 70% proof. Once this fermentation process is
> complete throw in the orange concoction into the pot.
>
> 5. Stir in dollops of the following if you fear the Sanskrit antels
> are somewhat lacking in them:
>
> a) Anti-Islam slurs
>
> b) A little AL thuggery and mob politics and a pro-Bakasalite agenda.
>
> c) Anti-rightist, anti-religious and secular intolerant fascistic rantings.
>
> d) Resuscitation of the murderous Mujib and Rakkhi Bahini including
> all pro-Indian dalal terrorist groups described now under the all
> inclusive and sentimental label of freedom fighter and giving support
> to the 30% quota in government recruitments creating a mediocre,
> corrupt and inefficient bureaucracy.
>
> e) Opportunistic promotion of Sector Commanders further distorting the
> history of the liberation war and clouding over the fact that all
> killers of secular leftists in 1971 were not Razzakers but also
> included Indian sponsored paramilitary forces (see The India Doctrine)
>
> f) Irrationally calling for the trial of War Criminals but not
> demanding that the post-independence killers belonging to the Mujib
> and Rakkhi Bahini not be brought to trial.
>
> g) For added affect every time you meet a foreigner you should
> disparage the country through frequent references to its poverty,
> corruption and terrorism even though many of these are no longer
> relevant.
>
> h) The Farida Majid cocktail additionally requires that justifications
> be found for India's undermining of our sovereignty through transit
> facilities and investments in our economy that is likely to destroy
> our local industries and supply the Indian consumers at discount rates
> with our mineral and hydro-carbon resources.
>
> This should be served chilled or it could have an explosive reaction.
> Choose a serving platter of a good brand of crockery such as Vonnomot,
> Shadakalo and Drisitipat blogs and of course Mukto-Mona to serve the
> cocktail. The common element in all these is that after having a taste
> of this exotic cocktail you will suffer a prolonged period of verbal
> diarrhea hence the name Farida Majid cocktail. For further help with
> the preparation and serving of the dish please consult Farida Majid
> who will gladly oblige.
>
> Bon apëtite!
> MBI Munshi
> Bangladesh
> Email: MBIMunshi@...
>

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