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Sunday, January 11, 2009

RE: [ALOCHONA] National Awami Day



Dear Human Rights Advocate!
 
Please protect my human rights by saving me from the absurd, mendacious comments that you are deluging us with on a daily basis.
I expect you to earn some brownie points by dong this work pro-bono.
 
Respectfully yours,
 
One whose senses have been jilted one time too many.





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From: mufassili@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:45:04 +0000
Subject: [ALOCHONA] National Awami Day


Dear Readers,
 
How wonderful it is that our political leaders are fghting over celebrity days and idolising their founders. As Awami League is the Wiinner among the Idiot Political Parties who made us starve through Gandhi type Hartals, my full brunt of criticisms and jokes will fall on them. BNP - unfortunately have to wait for their turn.
 
Imagine a scenario: 2020 (well vision 20/20):
 
Hasina is no more the PM - Joy is.
 
We have Rehana as the Chief Advisor and everyone goes to Hasina to take her doa who will then be counting tajbih only but will still be floating the mangal prodip.
 
BAKSAL is in operation and Rashed Khan Menon and Inu are leading Baksal leaders who have had successfully erected Karl Marx's statue at Zia's entry point.
 
A national museum is built at 32 Dhanmondi with Mujib's massive life-size bust inaugurated by a famous editor of a yet more famous newspaper.
We have the photos of all famous Awami League leaders there where each day of the year is a day of celebration. Voktos sing kirtans in the memory of the particular day for the particular leader - not even Hasina's driver is exempted from the list of hall of fame. 
 
There are massive public rallies in support of a new Bengali Calendar where demands are raised to increase the days of the year to 1000 instead of 365 as ppl don't get enough time to celebrate all the national days. Hasina blesses the crowd for remembering December 2008 and Moeen U - carries the Hasian Chariot. Indian PM sends marriage proposal to Hasina - which she smilingly turns down as her illfated husband is still alive.
 
IF THE AWAMI LEAGUE lovers feel insulted with my letter - I will question their sense of humor as if Muslims should not feel insulted with Cartoon in Denmark - then why should u feel annoyed or hurt? It is a simple harmless joke! Freedom of speech. Remember?
 
Mufassil Islam



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From: haque@berlin.com
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 08:13:26 -0200
Subject: [ALOCHONA] Nervous Khaleda backers call for seasoned Pak diplomats to counter India's growing influence


Nervous Khaleda backers call for seasoned Pak diplomats to counter India's growing influence   

ANI     Thursday 8th January, 2009    

Jan 8 : The landslide victory of Sheik Hasina's Awami League has jolted the pro-Pakistan political forces in Bangladesh who want Islamabad to send some seasoned diplomats here to look after its interests in the wake of growing Indian influence in the country.

The rise of Indian influence could be measured from the fact that the Indian High Commissioner in Bangladesh was the first foreign diplomat to call on Sheikh Hasina Wajid after the election results were announced and met her for two hours.

Indian Foreign Minister Pranab Mukherjee is likely to visit Dhaka next week to meet the new Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina.

"If Pakistan wants to safeguard its interests in Bangladesh, then it needs to immediately send a seasoned diplomat as its High Commissioner. Diplomats like Riaz Khokhar, Dr Tanveer Ahmed Khan and Hamayun Khan have served Pakistan with distinction in the past as HC," observed one MP of Khalida Zia's Bangladesh National Party.

Background interviews revealed that as the Hasina Wajid-led Awami League prepares to start the trial of "war criminals" within the next six months, a seasoned Pakistani diplomat is required here who could deal with this very sensitive issue.

India would be the sole beneficiary of these trials as Pakistan would be at the receiving end. Many former generals of the Pakistan Army are included in the list of 210 'war criminals'.

Pakistan has shown no sign of urgency in countering the Indian influence and has not fully realised the impact of the sea change that has taken place in Bangladesh, The News said.

It would do Pakistan a world of good if Foreign Minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi could find time to visit Dhaka immediately to open a new chapter in Pakistan-Bangladesh relations.

The Indians, on the other hand, are taking full advantage of the situation, feeling satisfied that, after Afghanistan, now they have a friendly government in Dhaka. This new situation might greatly help India in promoting its regional agenda.

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