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Sunday, February 22, 2009

[ALOCHONA] Re: Yes-yes Rahman!

Dear Alochoks

If the contents of this message below are true then the heck with it
all. Lets just hope our President can differentiate between
Bangladesh and Nethri.

Unlikely.

The first requirement of The Nethri System is that you enjoy behaving
like a eunuch. That's why the Bangladeshi political class is full of men
who boss their wives around but just love being bossed around by
their Nethri.

Fetishism should not become a political ideology...

My Prime Minister Can Do No Wrong Said The President.

But why be upset. Lets put it in context. We go crazy because 10
people died for the Language Movement but we don't give a rat's
backside about how many died during the Partition of 1947 or the
Famine of 1974.

I could make a fortune opening a brothel in Dhaka called 'Nethris.'

Ezajur Rahman
Kuwait

--- In alochona@yahoogroups.com, "Ezajur Rahman" <ezajur.rahman@...>
wrote:
>
> New Age 20/2/09
>
> http://www.newagebd.com/2009/feb/20/fb.html
> <http://www.newagebd.com/2009/feb/20/fb.html>
>
>
>
>
>
> Yes-yes Rahman!
>
> A common topic of gossip these days in dinner parties in Dhaka is an
> interview given by the new president of Bangladesh Zillur Rahman to
ATN
> channel's Munni Saha. The president was asked first what he would
do if
> he thought that the prime minister needed to be advised about
something
> that he thought was not correct. Zillur Rahman did not wait for
Munni
> Saha to complete the question and in a parrot-like fashion he
answered
> that his 'Netri' cannot do anything wrong! Munni Saha also asked the
> president about August 21 bombing in which his wife was brutally
killed,
> her legs blown off before she expired later in the hospital. Again,
in a
> robot-like fashion, he told the interviewer that the August 21
attack
> was a conspiracy against the 'Netri' and that his only wish is to
be by
> her side to protect her from conspiracy against her life. Poor Munni
> Saha could only mumble that as president he would not be able to do
> that, meaning be with the prime minister the way he said he would!
> What exactly is the office of the president of Bangladesh? In
theory,
> the president is the head of state, the most important person in the
> country in terms of protocol. He lives in the best residence in
Dhaka
> surrounded by fanfare fitter for royalty. His powers are also
extensive
> should he care to use it. Once elected, he also cannot be removed by
> anybody's wish or whim. Why then cannot we have a president who
would
> behave like one even if he may not wish to act like one? We have all
> seen the seven years of the Iajuddin presidency. In fact, it was
Prime
> Minister Sheikh Hasina herself who felt so disgusted by the former
> president's sycophancy that he named her 'yes-uddin'. There are so
many
> stories about him and his sycophancy that a book could be written
on it.
> While we all joked about it, in the end it is his sycophancy that
> brought so many miseries to so many people that these jokes are
indeed
> cruel ones. We are already reading in the press that it may not be
easy
> to joke about his sycophancy anymore and let him go and indeed he
may be
> charged with serious violation of the constitution that he
committed not
> for his own sake but to please his leader, former Prime Minister
Khaleda
> Zia, out of sycophantic zeal.
> I am not sure if the new president is aware that it is not
dignified
> for him or the country to say things that he said in the interview
on
> the ATN. Also, he should take lessons from his predecessor and look
at
> personal risks of such undiluted worship of a leader. He can be
loyal to
> his 'Netri' but this loyalty can be done in a much better fashion.
He
> should see the ATN interview again and ask himself what he meant
when he
> said his 'Netri' cannot do anything wrong. As for the prime
minister,
> she should feel embarrassed at such adulation. In fact, she should
have
> a private chat with the president, pat him on the back, and assure
him
> that he will remain president as long as the AL is in office and
that he
> should see some video tapes of his predecessor and avoid his style
and
> personality. He is at present not just following it; he is doing
better.
> He is becoming yes-yes Rahman to Sehikh Hasina!
> Rashed Ahmed
> Gulshan, Dhaka
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