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Sunday, March 29, 2009

[ALOCHONA] Re: Ejaz, the Humpty Dumpty

Dear Farida Majid

I tend not to tangle with you because I respect any woman who takes such a passionate stand against the war criminals of 1971. Your invitations to fight are ignored by a twisted sense of gallantry on my part. I know I would be respectful if I ever met you. And I would never spank you in public.

An unexpected kindness given to me this morning, for which I am eternally grateful, has tempered my mood. And it is in honor of that kindness that I save you today and leave the fight for the next time that you are so sweet as to think I cannot respond to mockery based on the verse of children.

Love

Ezajur Rahman

Kuwait

--- In alochona@yahoogroups.com, Farida Majid <farida_majid@...> wrote:
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> Not every issue has two sides of the story; each supposed side needing a 'fair' hearing. I would ardently like to believe GENOCIDE is one such issue. Fascism is another. Terrorism induced massacre of innocent civilians or non-combatant army officers, is certainly another.
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> Yet, our Ejazur has a knack of not only finding the irrelevant partisan 'side' of a story but creating a wall between two imagined `netri' versions. He then makes a great effort of sitting on that wall.
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> Soon enough, he has a great fall -- he and his Humpty Dumpty anti-netri logic. Politics aside, it is downright misogynic.
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> His ideas are half-boiled if not poached;
> His brain gets scrambled whenever a `netri' is broached.
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> And by the time he has made a cheesy omelet of the tid- bits of info, in his brain,
> Humpty Dumpty could not be put together again.
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> For all your dui netri-bashing pizzaz,
> Dear Humpty Dumpty Ejaz,
> For all your effort of sitting on the wall
> You were pulled down and kicked
> As a `dirty, filthy BAL'.
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> How you praised the CTG & Moinu,
> How you cheered DU-DOK & Fakhru!
> Everything is clean forgotten.
> Now you're as rotten an egg as any
> About to be declared a non-Muslim, uncooked and RAW.
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> You have a good, kind heart,
> so, why not try to be a democrat?
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> A popularly elected govt. after two long years
> Deserves as much caring for as the `pianzu'
> You cherish at your Ramadan iftars.
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> I often wonder: Whoever believed that "all the King's horses (RAW/MOSAD/CIA/ISI) and all the King's men (neta-gon as opposed to dui netri)" would or could put Humpty together again?
> Only our colonial mindset !
> Let us have some mercy
> for people, freedom and democracy.
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> Farida Majid
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