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Moderator's Note: For a serial spammer like M B I Mumshi to accuse Mukto-Mona of promoting an individual or a pet agenda is farcical, but then, in all fairness, he must be allowed to have his say this time as the article that he is responding to named him. However, it is always a matter of hilarity when a religionist whines about what is clearly a secular forum. Let the jokes and hilarity continue.
Re: How to Make Your Own "Sunita Paul"
Caught completely unawares I find Farida Majid has added my name to
the recipe for a 'Sunita Paul' recently published on NFB. Having no
idea who this Sunita Paul is nor how I come into the picture I think
this offers me a nice opportunity to unabashedly plug my book 'The
India Doctrine' which is probably the reason why Farida Majid decided
to pick on me in the first place. So here goes –
"The India Doctrine
Edited by Barrister MBI Munshi
"An insightful and thought provoking book on the repeated attempts by
successive Indian governments to dominate the South Asian region
militarily, economically, politically and diplomatically. Seen from
the perspective of Bangladesh and exposing the betrayal by India the
author reveals shocking truths about the hidden Indian designs in the
subcontinent. The book also includes contributions from other renowned
authors from Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka."
Published by Bangladesh Research Forum, the book is available at
BOOKWORM, 'Twin Peaks' Complex, Old Airport, Tejgaon, Dhaka (near
Jahangir Gate). Tel – 9120387, Fax – 880-2-8828595, Email –
faquddus@bangla.net, zquddus@global-bd.net"
While the concept of the 'Sunita Paul' recipe seems quite tasteless it
nevertheless underlines the contradictions in the thinking of people
like Farida Majid. The idea of the recipe at a closer glance appears
to favour an antinationalist stance. I think the reader would agree
that the Sunita Paul recipe is the inverse of the Farida Masjid
cocktail. The recipe for this last concoction follows the sequence of
the 'Sunita Paul' but the flavoring is quite noxious and certainly not
to all tastes –
1. Pick some choice 'Sanskriti' and 'Antel' flavourings from 'The
Daily Star', 'Prothom Alo'. 'Janakantha' and 'ATN Bangla' and add a
good helping of various outbursts from Sheikh Hasina, Tofail Ahmed and
Surenjit SenGupta and according to taste a few 'trump cards' and
hartals to increase the spiciness of the cocktail.
2. Shake this concoction together thoroughly so as to help in the
distortion of the truth otherwise the trump cards and hartals may
stick in your throat making the drinker choke and rendered unconscious
within a very short period.
3. Now add a touch of saffron making sure the mixture turns quite
orange like a painted Sadhu and sprinkle some RSS and BJP polemics on
top for presentation.
4. In a large pot over high flame of propaganda pour plenty of Joi
Bangla-Jatir Pita-Bangabandho claptrap so as to ensure a high
alcoholic content i.e. 70% proof. Once this fermentation process is
complete throw in the orange concoction into the pot.
5. Stir in dollops of the following if you fear the Sanskrit antels
are somewhat lacking in them:
a) Anti-Islam slurs
b) A little AL thuggery and mob politics and a pro-Bakasalite agenda.
c) Anti-rightist, anti-religious and secular intolerant fascistic rantings.
d) Resuscitation of the murderous Mujib and Rakkhi Bahini including
all pro-Indian dalal terrorist groups described now under the all
inclusive and sentimental label of freedom fighter and giving support
to the 30% quota in government recruitments creating a mediocre,
corrupt and inefficient bureaucracy.
e) Opportunistic promotion of Sector Commanders further distorting the
history of the liberation war and clouding over the fact that all
killers of secular leftists in 1971 were not Razzakers but also
included Indian sponsored paramilitary forces (see The India Doctrine)
f) Irrationally calling for the trial of War Criminals but not
demanding that the post-independence killers belonging to the Mujib
and Rakkhi Bahini not be brought to trial.
g) For added affect every time you meet a foreigner you should
disparage the country through frequent references to its poverty,
corruption and terrorism even though many of these are no longer
relevant.
h) The Farida Majid cocktail additionally requires that justifications
be found for India's undermining of our sovereignty through transit
facilities and investments in our economy that is likely to destroy
our local industries and supply the Indian consumers at discount rates
with our mineral and hydro-carbon resources.
This should be served chilled or it could have an explosive reaction.
Choose a serving platter of a good brand of crockery such as Vonnomot,
Shadakalo and Drisitipat blogs and of course Mukto-Mona to serve the
cocktail. The common element in all these is that after having a taste
of this exotic cocktail you will suffer a prolonged period of verbal
diarrhea hence the name Farida Majid cocktail. For further help with
the preparation and serving of the dish please consult Farida Majid
who will gladly oblige.
Bon apëtite!
MBI Munshi
Bangladesh
Email: MBIMunshi@gmail.com
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