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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

[ALOCHONA] Re: How to Serve "Sunita Paul" to Farida Majid

How to make your own sunita paul- Comments

 
By Firoz Alam

Ms Farida Majid wrote:

Is it a bird? Is it a Hindoo bird from Kolkata or a new snoop from RAW? Sunita Paul is actually a savory dish, a concoction.

My response: Does it matter whether Ms. Sunita Paul's identity should be a question here? I think that labeling someone of whom you may disagree with to "Hindoo bird" is inconsistent with the value of progressive, leftist and/or secular ideals. Maybe, just maybe, only those who cling to secular-religion are just fit to label Ms. Sunita Paul as such. Someone must be so drank of a mixture of long island ice tea sort to smell of RAW agent in Sunita Paul's article. Whether Ms Sunita Paul's article is savory dish or not, Ms Farida Majid indeed volunteered to taste Ms Sunita Paul's latest concoction without providing any such link or proof of such a mixture rather came up with her own concoction and if i may add, an un-savory one.

Ms Farida Majid:

Try the following recipe in the comfort of your own kitchen to create your own “Sunita Paul, an expert in South Asian affairs.”

Response: Voila, Let me try as per her suggestion bon-appetite recipe to create my own Ms Farida Majid, an expert in South Asian Affairs!

Ms Farida Majid:

1. Pick some choice upo-sompadokiyo from Jai Jai Din, Naya Diganta, Inquilab, Sangram, Dinkal, etc. Good morsels are also there for the picking from various press conferences of Jamaat and the public statements of the learned Ulema.

Response: Shafiq Rahman's Jai Jai Din's upo-sompadokiya is Ms farida Majid's new bon-appetite recipe is indeed speaks volume of her own standing on south Asian affairs. In my view, bigots are those who utterly intolerant of differing creed, belief or opinion and yes such bigotry must be dealt with. why don't we learn to agree to disagree Ms Farida Majit? I just don't get it why does she hide behind the so-called progressive-leftist-secular curtain. What's wrong being informed by the media of all the members of the society?

Ms Farida Majid:

2. Rinse well to rid of any grain of truth. Left unnoticed, these grains may come between teeth and make chewing uncomfortable.

Response: Well what is the truth i mean absolute truth Ms Farida Majid? The truth is that this is not primarily about Sunita Paul's criticism of Dr..Yunus rather hedge against of those elements of our society with whom you may disagree as she puts it come between of her teeth and make her uncomfortable. What a twist! Diversity is like a rainbow and in rainbow, everything is beautiful. When those grains make chewing uncomfortable just think of how KKK-grains, Mormon-grains, panther-grains, red-neck-grains etc are coexisting like a rainbow and proudly the media conveying their messages to their audience as they should in my opinion. And in doing that no one is uncomfortable unless one is a bigot!

Ms Farida Majid:

3. Add spice making sure the mixture turns quite holud as in yellow journalism.

Response: I don't know about others holud journalism, but I am always suspect of people who have to advertise their truthfulness!

Ms Farida Majid:

4. In a large pot over high flame of propaganda pour plenty of Moududibadi religion-flavored grease. The aim is to ensure everything well-coated by this grease. When the grease is smoking in high heat throw in your ‘yellow’ mixture in the pot.

Response: In my view bigotry has no place in modern politics anywhere in the world unless you are a warmonger and want to take advantage of others resources! There are so many flavored grease available in the propaganda market and Ms Farida Majid has every right to choose any grease suits her need and if she wants to mix her "yellow bon-appetite" recipe while in cold or in high heat its up to her to decide whether she wants to suck it lick it or swallow it before "coalition of willing scavengers" occupy her grease in the pot! I don't care!

Ms Farida Majid:

5. Stir in dollops of the following if you fear the upo-sampadokiyo's are somewhat lacking in them:

Response: Let me stir the following symbolic terms without fear and hope her ignorance will evolve as Darwin's theory of monkey to human did! And if Monkey does not evolve to human don't blame me cause its not my theory. One may wonder, Monkey may have evolved from a pig cause pig's DNA/blood is very close to "human animal's"! whatever the case, let me put some lipsticks on my pig's lips so as to evolve as an south-Asian expert on lipstick affairs!

Ms Farida Majid:

a) anti-India slurs

Response: Ms Farida Majid's bigotry and ignorance continue to astonish me. On one hand she labels someone with "Hindoo bird" who she disagrees with and on the other hand she finds Ms Sunita Paul a new snoop from RAW and deceiving herself into thinking not being exposed of her own anti-India slurs.. What an unacknowledged hypocrisy! Lipstick color code: dark-brown!

b) anti-BAKSAL , which should include anti-AL slurs

Response: Can you please explain Ms Farida Majid as to how baksalism and freedom goes hand in hand while put aside your pro-BAL crude sentiments? Why Chalabi and his gangs along with coalition of willing had to invent Bangladeshi freedom" to kill millions of her own people to achieve an abstract term such as freedom while freedom is so elusive? i mean Majibur Rahman and his gangs? Does chalabi give us any insights as to how we should interpret " Iraqi freedom" in Bangladeshi context? Why not Ms Farida Majid? Does baatism in Iraq and baksalim in bangladesh denotes any meaning to you? Lipstick color code: baksali brown!

c) anti-leftist, ant-secularist and ant- progressive rantings

Response: How firm a Left-secular-progressive foundation when Ms Farida Majid fail to argue against Sunita Paul's article instead of labeling her as a new snoop RAW agent or Hindo bird? Have such abstract philosophical terms anything to gain by perpetuating and consecrating the ambiguity? I guess the heart is really deceitful above all thing and beyond cure! Lipstick color code: white-wanna-be white means off base or off white!

d) the word “Maya kanna” to describe sentiments FOR those killed and raped in 1971 muktijuddho

Response: Are you suggesting as a supporter of Obama you may be displaying your sentiments as Maya kanna and Supporter of Chalabi showing solidarity with Iraqi people? How do you describe Mujib and his gang with then allied force of India declare war against our people in the name of Bangladeshi freedom as was done in Iraq by "coalition of willing" as Iraqi freedom? How did farther of greater India Gandhi ji achieved freedom from British? Oh non-violence should be applied in Iraq but force is the only course of action should be applied in Bangladesh and all should support it otherwise you are a "rajakar"? shredder's cat's dead and alive dual state is may be possible in the movie at the same time since photons were discovered long time ago but wonder who would explain away pro-war and inti-war dual state in Ms Farida Majid's? Lipstick color code: crocodile's tears color. do you know how does it feel? mayakanna!

e) denial of the War of Liberation, and lastly

Response: War of liberation, huh? Her mind seemed wholly taken up with reminiscences of past and living with Ms Farida Majid's rage of the past, she sees nothing strange about the outrage that is our present reality in Iraq and ghettoize entire Muslim world in the name of freedom of ignorance and as well as we have a semi-baksal government backed by foreigner tyrannical force as we speak . Are you the war-mongering offspring of Sheik Mujib or anti-war offspring of Obama? How is possible living with such a dual state of mind Ms Farida Majid? Which horn of your dilemma I choose, I ask you to let me hear what the other horn may be? lipstick color code: Red out of RGB hence inorganic green in blues and jazz a times too!

f) mocking the demand for trial of the War Criminals of 1971.

Response: Anyone who does not march lock-step to Ms Farida's neolithic beliefs might seems to her as if they are mocking the demand for the trial of the War Criminals of 1971. Why does this war crime issue get so much talking memo only during election season? To me very frankly it is silly season in politics indeed. How about 47000 freedom fighters were killed by Baksalist goons? Who should we demand for their trial Ms. Farida Majid? How about its time for reconcilition and redemption? In my view, Politicising the matter won't take us anywhere rather it will divide us even more and foreginer would take advantage on us as always have if we continue to live divided. Lipstick color code: Mocking bird.

Ms Farida Majid:

6. For finishing touch dot the surface with drops of crocodile tears for the debt-ridden destitute of Bangladesh, a country “on the verge of extinction.”

Response: What do you mean by "on the verge of extinction"? What a secular-left-progressive prophecy! I hope and pray that A lie should not get halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Bangladesh is a sovereign nation recognized by the UN and this is politically the only valid reason to supports its "existence" not on the verge of extinction unless she extincts by natural selection. And if she does extinct then Ms Farida Majid would not have to surface with drop of crocodile tears for the debt-ridden destitue of Bangladeshi anymore. Or If extinction(dissolve) does occur by joining with united states of SARC(i.e EU model) or united state of south-asia then be it and sooner is better. Please take your fear-mongering secular-sermon to the mount or join in with Bush! We have seen it all through Jeremiah Wright's prism! Lipstick color: hullod may equal to cure of inflamation but who will cure hullod!

Ms Farida Majid:

7.Serve while hot. Choose a serving platter of a good brand of crockery such as ‘dahuk’, notunbangladesh, or sonarbangladesh to serve the dish. The last one is highly recommended since it is the e-mail domain of Mr. S. A. Hannan. There is also a new web magazine called Sonar Bangla that is commendable. For further help with the preparation and serving of the dish consult professionals like MBI Munshi, Isha Khan and others in this group who would gladly oblige.

Response: I'll do anything within the reason to oblige and the poor and rich people of Bangladesh need to wake up and realize they have been duped into perpetuating a war of liberation gossip and war crime issue that only serves to glorify their hawkish leaders during their election season! Let me end my post by quoting Rabindranath Tagore's poem:

In front lies the Ocean of Peace.

Into that ocean of peace, my friends, let us launch our boats.


Firoz Alam.
E Mail : afirozny@yahoo.com
 
http://newsfrombangladesh.net/view.php?hidRecord=200720

Isha Khan <bd_mailer@yahoo.com> wrote:
How to Serve "Sunita Paul" to Farida Majid

By Abid Bahar, Canada

Just when summer is fast approaching after a long winter and we are looking forward to barbecue in the outdoors, arrived a recipe from Farida Majid called "how to cook your own sunita paul." http://newsfrombangladesh.net/view.php?hidRecord=198867 At first I was happy to see the label but when I checked the details, I saw it is not a recipe but is already a cooked dish. We will see this in the article by Sunita Paul herself in her "True story of Grameen Bank and Yunus." Link:"http://globalpolitician.com/24657-yunus-bangladesh

Sunita Paul says, in her "True story of Grameen Bank and Yunus" the following:

"I had no taste of writing on this bad guy even two days back. But, when I listened to a report in Voice of America on May 1, had to set my fingers on computer key board to investigate and write about the unknown stories of Mohammed Yunus."

"Yunus continues to claim himself as a 'Professor'. But, according to several academics in Bangladesh, this man never taught in any of the college or universities in Bangladesh. Who gave him this title remains a mystery unfold."

"True investigative journalists in the world, especially with influential Medias like Newsweek, TIME, Washington Post, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Guardian, Economist, Financial Times, Far Eastern Economic Review, Herald Tribune, SUN, Mirror, Berliner Zeitung, CNN, Fox, CNBC, BBC, VOA, Al Jazeera or even Indian newspapers like Hindustan Times, The Statesman, Times of India etc., need to investigate the true stories of Muhammed Yunus and expose his nasty face to the international community.

A master swindler like Yunus should not be anymore allowed to continue his fraudulent activities under the garb of social worker. But, anyone, willing to know the real stories of Yunus or Grameen Bank or this conglomerate should note that any investigation in this regard should go without notifying the Grameen bosses in Dhaka. Because, once they will sense such investigations, they will instruct their agents in the country to shut the mouths of poor people

under threats."

For Farida Majid's information, Sunita Paul is an already cooked smelly dish and no one can cook his or her Sunita Patel for the following reasons:

Firstly, Sunita says, Professor Yonus was never a "Professor." But for her information, professor Yonus was indeed a professor. He began his teaching career at the University of Chittagong immediately after the independence of Bangladesh. I personally saw him teaching in classes on the fourth floor of the faculty building in Chittagong University. I know let's say close to 20 of his direct students. To authenticate this fact, I will distribute this article to his former students and Mrs. Farida Majid can ask for witness from the said professor's students. Today, Dr. Yonus's students are spread around the globe.

Secondly, Sunita Paul didn't mention which segment of the Voice of America program she listed to about Professor Yonus.

In addition, in no way one can judge Professor Yonus as a "bad guy;" as Sunita Patel unfortunately termed him in her write-up. He could be one in the eyes of a xenophobic, anti Bangladeshi Indian element because he is promoting the image of Bangladesh in abroad.

Thirdly, Farida Majid is recommending a crook and spicy so-called "South Asian" scholar dish, Sunita Paul as a recipe.

But again Mrs. Sunita Paul further says, "A master swindler like Yunus should not be anymore allowed to continue his fraudulent activities under the garb of social worker. But, anyone, willing to know the real stories of Yunus or Grameen Bank or this conglomerate should note that any investigation in this regard should go without notifying the Grameen bosses in Dhaka. Because, once they will sense such investigations, they will instruct their agents in the country to shut the mouths of poor people under threats."

To serve a 'Sunita Paul' dish to the near blind Farida Majid, I want her to know that one can not use the same recipe to cook both beef and vegetable. "Sunita Paul" is a good recipe for an anti-Bangladeshi Indian but not for the well-wishers of Bangladesh. In the past I tried Farida Majid's works and found good flavours. If Farida Majid has not turned completely blind yet, in future and before she recommends the "Sunita Paul" recipe to others, or to taste it for herself, she should use her high powered Chosma (eye glasses) to see what is cooking of Sunita Paull!!!

Finally, Mrs. Majid! Bon apatite of "sunita Paul"!

Please try "didi" Sunita Paul with your 'chosma' Please!

By the way, Majid's recommended the made in India, so-called "progressive" recipe of "Sunita Paul" but seen above Sunita Paul is a liar; she is an abomination of the south Asian community, a recipe for food poisoning among Bangladeshis. But if Majid has something else with a recipe called the future of a modern Bangladesh, with some spicy soup on the side, I along with the readers will wait for her to serve us.

Abid Bahar
Canada
E Mail : Abidbahar@yahoo.com

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