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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

RE: [ALOCHONA] Economics made simple (Plagiarism!)

Dear Alochocks:

 

Greetings from USA!

 

When someone copies from another source without citing the source or its author, in Higher Ed, we call it plagiarism, i.e., a fancy word for “stealing”.  It would not surprise me at all if Mr. Turkmen has done this, who has called everyone in Alochona a liar, including the forum itself.  Not too long ago he even claimed that Alochona was spreading lies on the web.   If this is true its him who is putting out all the baseless, concocted lies about everything.   In my opinion he has exceeded all norms of professionalism and netiquette and deserves a good slap in the rear if not completely barred from this or any other forum he takes part in for his behavior.  The least one can do in this forum is respect each other and maintain civility without personal attacks.

 

Mr. Turkman seems to bear a “holier than thou” attitude and keeps pounding the forum with opinions that are not substantiated.  After reading so many of his offensive postings I must conclude that he is an “Equal opportunity offender or hater”,  especially so for followers of the Islamic faith.  I know for sure he has not met a single challenge put forward by alochok Mr. Mufassil Islam.  I admire Mr. Islam for standing up for everyone.

 

Let there be peace!

 

That’s all folks!

 

Nurul Hossain

USA

 

 

 

 

From: alochona@yahoogroups.com [mailto:alochona@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Saj
Sent: Wednesday, September 10, 2008 4:52 AM
To: alochona@yahoogroups.com; Bangla Vision
Cc: Pakistan Front; Ham Hain Pakistani; Pak Hope; Pak India Panel; Pakistan Post; Pakistan Zindabad
Subject: Re: [ALOCHONA] Economics made simple

 

Hello Grandson of Tipu Sultan

 

You copied it from some communist source, don't you.

 

Here is the original text. It does not look good without formating

 

First of all you changed what is written in original, secondly, Bangladesh is not mentioned into it. You added it by yourself.

 

Tipu Sultan, your grand father, would be angry over you for your cheating. Do you know that?

 

 

 

More of cows and bulls...

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.

You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.

You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

 



----- Original Message -----

From: S Turkman

To: Fu B

Sent: Wednesday, September 10, 2008 6:07 AM

Subject: [ALOCHONA] Economics made simple

 


More of cows and bulls...
 
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
 
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
 
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this but don't feed them. When they don't produce enough you claim the world is exploiting your country.
 
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
 
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
 
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
 
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
 
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
 
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
 
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
 
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
 
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

 

BANGLADESH  ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You make them National Leaders.

You jail them, when they don't produce Milk.

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